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With a quick pat on the ass to heterosexual lifemate and Bailiff
Michael Finley, Judge Bradley lumbered clumbsily around the court examining evidence.Mr. Garnett, still enraptured with his Pokey Little Puppy coloring adventure
book, provided a lackluster defense although he did focus on offense, going 17 for 19 on
objections from the field.
Lead Attorney for the State Keith Van Horn continued to pummel the
defense with excellent fundamental lawyering and hard defense. Many in the court felt that
had he a better agent to market his skills to the public, Mr. Van Horn, Esquire would have
long made it to the All-Star Attorney Game in Washington, D.C.
Mr. Mutombo sat still until he could sit still no longer, letting loose
a violent "Cookie, cookie, cookie" tirade which rocked the courtroom and
required his removal by Bailiff Finley.
Very soon, the world would know his fate.
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